We know you do........... it so tell us . Peoples magazine , Tooth paste Bottle , Phone bills or what?

reading on the toilet is a disgusting habit. it's like - WHY? it makes me OCD about library books because i don't want to touch them incase someone's read it on the toilet, wiped their arse, then touched the book before washing their hands.

my man reads on his toilet. mostly Fortean Times and Private Eye magazine. when i discovered this fact, a lil part of me died inside.

yes!
that's why i tell my little to not put library books on the bed/couch/soft furniture that i can't wipe down

it's good to know i'm not alone

I'll never understand these people that do leisurely trips to the toilet with a book/newspaper/whatever. You know, the folks that manage to eke out a **** to make it last a good half hour.

I'm a get in there, get it done, get the **** out type of toilet punter.

I had never thought of library books and where they might have been before now. Ugh.

I only read on the toilet when I'm a bit blocked up. Because if I'm spending more than 2 minutes on the toilet I don't want to just twiddle my thumbs and wait.
Which is rarely. I'm so regular they should test my genes and make a laxative out of it.
But I just read the ingredients to all the lotion bottles and all that other **** that's in my bathroom.
And it's before I've wiped anything, so there's no chance of accidental hand-to-object fecal matter transfer.
And besides, all the objects are in the bathroom ANYWAY, and there's airborne fecal matter everywhere. Even if you close the lid.