you can post some here.

maybe if you win, i'll use yours.

not as a fkn pen name.

but i mean, i need a fake name for something.

female.

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I dunno...Geneva Williamson?

geneva may work.

williamson less so.

i don't even think i need a last name. actually.

no wait. i just checked. yes i do.

do you guys know what my fake name was when i worked for the big airline? did i ever tell about it?

actually i can't tell kr.

it would just shrivel up and malfunction and die.

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i've always wondered what i might use as a hooker name, and came up with tabitha or pandora. then i realised i wouldn't get any clients because i would sound deranged.
not that you are becoming a hooker.

my fake ID i used to booze when i was 17 was Anna Gershov
but only because the chick on the license was clearly russian.

when i need fake names for bullshit reasons, i just use the list of whatever the House of Representatives is. there's a million last names to choose from, and nobody pays attention to them.

Current members of the United States House of Representatives - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

and then just pick a first name i like.

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