Use a malenames. So people can analyse the fuck out of everything when you get famous.

How about

Chase Worthington?
Rupert Frogmorton-Dolby?
Billy Holiday?
Ax Slashviper?

I sometimes go under the name Bort. I am saving up for a Bort License Plate. We need more!

And the other day, under heavy duress, I joined the teacher union. Under "preferred name" I put "Dr Colossus". I now hope to get mail addressed to Dr Colossus. Plz.

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I escaped somehow. Let's go

actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter

^well.

when i was 10 or so.

i went through a phase where i referred to myself as chauncey.

and sent away for various free things and junk mail so that it would be delivered to me under that name.

'cause if someone else called me that in writing, that made it real.

god i was a weirdo.

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Oh God WOW? I claimed to be Bort once. Without a last name. Before the existence of McLovin. But after the existence of Madonna.

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Time is the distance that you can't return by miles.

I escaped somehow. Let's go

actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter

i had a last name. that went along w/ chauncey.

i just don't want to say what it was.

it's a bit much.

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currently mixing and matching first and last names from here.

currently like:

bobby chu
betsey jackson

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