A gas station is a place where you sometimes fill the car, but more often drain the kids.


Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink.

I want a man who's kind and understanding.
Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?


Do you know why they call it 'PMS'?
Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken.



Always drink upstream from the herd.

Stick your thumb up your arse and sit on your elbow (traditional english saying when there are no seats available)

I have never heard that one ^^^

Maybe its just traditional in my house then!

i don't get it.

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Why do we even have that lever?