are you reading it or have you read it?

i finished the second book today and i know just how retarded the series is, but i cant help myself. i just ordered the 3rd and 4th book AND the host. because I LOVE TRASH. especially goffix trash.

who's gonna admit to reading it.

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Hi. I'm a recovering crack head. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I'd like some welfare, please.

i read them all.

and i'm kind of ashamed.

i was into it while reading but i don't get the fandom.

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how many blondes does it take to jump off the golden gate bridge?
none because kevin did it.

I loved The Host.

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Sam: About a week ago I accidentally slept with a prostitute.
Toby: Really?
Sam: Yes.
Toby: You accidentally slept with a prostitute?
Sam: Call girl.
Toby: Accidentally?
Sam: Yes.
Toby: I don't understand. Did you trip over something?

my husband is constantly shaming me. "is EDWARD your new husband?" "how is EDWARD today?" "oh, EDWARD you make me so MOIST"

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Hi. I'm a recovering crack head. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I'd like some welfare, please.

i have a friend who is 27 years old. who carries around an edward cullen cardboard cut out. so i mean. he isn't far off your husband.

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how many blondes does it take to jump off the golden gate bridge?
none because kevin did it.