The Twilight Saga - Page 3

clotty · #11 07-03-2009, 02:54 PM

CAPS MEANS YOU'RE SHOUTING. THAT'S WHAT OLD PEOPLE SAY.

SO I WANT YOU TO IMAGINE I'M SHOUTING ALL THIS STUFF RATHER THAN JUST TALKING IN A BOISTEROUS MANNER.

FUN AROUND THE OFFICE.

pls don't SHOUT IN COMPANY EMAILS FOR THE DEPARTMENT OF THE COMPANY AND THE EMPLOYER AND THE DEPARTMENT.

dirtyplotte · #12 07-03-2009, 03:45 PM

well bella is surly and acts like shes too good for normal humans and all the guys want to fuck her but she cant understnad why ONE and TWO is unimpressed by all of them.

and her love affair with edward is pure because there is no fucking. only kissing and her blood sings to him and he wants to kill her and drink all of her blood but he also loves her and wants her to live so theres that whole danger thing. and its so very romeo and juliet, too. OH EDWARD IF I CANT HAVE YOU ILL DIE ILL JUST DIE!!!1!!11!!435534

and in the second book she makes a second friend, but he turns out to not be exactly human either, but she didnt know it. and she has super special powers of blocking the super special vampire powers or some such shit.

and the writing is very bland, and dick and jane. and i keep wanting to read it.

dirtyplotte · #13 07-03-2009, 03:47 PM

and did you know that vampires sparkle like diamonds in the sun. its so very.

clotty · #14 07-03-2009, 03:48 PM

well it sounds like LOVE DRAMA.

i hate that.

i hate LOVE.

discolexy · #15 07-03-2009, 03:50 PM

the movie filled me with rage

so i don't think i should read the book