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Old 02-16-2008, 07:44 AM
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I doubled over especially reading this part. What man actually says this when coming??? Shit I would die.
I'm going to give serious consideration saying that next time I do. Well, next time I do it with someone else around...
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I'm going to give serious consideration saying that next time I do. Well, next time I do it with someone else around...
The whole passage reminds me of the worst porno film I've ever seen, a friend had it on and I literally was hyperventilating laughing.
When the guy climaxed he started singing. The chick just looked at him all confused and shit...it was mortifying. I don't even think it was a real song.
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The whole passage reminds me of the worst porno film I've ever seen, a friend had it on and I literally was hyperventilating laughing.
When the guy climaxed he started singing. The chick just looked at him all confused and shit...it was mortifying. I don't even think it was a real song.
Search your memory. This film ought to be watched. I think the "bad sex in porno" thread would be an epic.
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Search your memory. This film ought to be watched. I think the "bad sex in porno" thread would be an epic.
I think the film was called "Dirty Debs" or something. Seriously...
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At one point his lover backed away to inspect the unaltered gush of it, like a plumber saying to a customer, "Don't blame me. This water supply will stop when the dam's empty."
That is fantastic. I'm scared of the directions this thread could take if we're allowing fanflicks though
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I think the film was called "Dirty Debs" or something. Seriously...
"Debs" is a popular shortening of Debbie among trashy circles in NZ. I can imagine that Dirty Debs is the nickname of rather a number of bleach blonde tarts, some of whom work down the butcher's, others in fish and chip shops.
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I'm going to give serious consideration saying that next time I do. Well, next time I do it with someone else around...
that sounded so forlorn.

what about wicked? i HATED that book and that musical and that...well, everything. The scene on stage with the goat sex.
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that sounded so forlorn.
There's been forlorn-er. And at least I know when my next time with someone else will be... I can fixate on that.
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