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hahaha. yeah, just picture a 40 year old woman with sticky-out black hair, plastic black-rimmed glasses and very bright red lipstick smeared all over her mouth. and she has this look on her face like she's...i really don't know?! like a duck or goose with its mouth partly open.
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She sounds like she looks like this:

yeah! she does a bit, except way more minging.
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yeah! she does a bit, except way more minging.
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So is she a published author of lesbian erotica?
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So is she a published author of lesbian erotica?
i have no idea. look up eluned sumners-bremner real quick.
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i have no idea. look up eluned sumners-bremner real quick.
Bitch only gets three google hits. And none for erotica. Suckful.
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Bitch only gets three google hits. And none for erotica. Suckful.
really? i'll have to google her too. i want to see what these three non-erotic entries are.
and that's not her real name, you know. well, it is now. she changed it. to THAT.
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"Eluned Sumners Bremner, Department of Women’s Studies,"
lol. she would hate that.
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OH MY GOD. I FOUND THE PICTURE.

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the bigger version looks so much worse, seriously.
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feminist blogs » Eluned Summers-Bremner
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that's weird. in the first women's studies lecture i had with her she went on and on about how she "doesn't consider herself a feminist." that was when i knew i'd hate her forever.
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Yes, yes, doesn't alter the "three hits" though. I get more than that!
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yeah, if you put "summers" instead of "sumners" in you get way more results but her name is definitely "sumners".
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yeah, if you put "summers" instead of "sumners" in you get way more results but her name is definitely "sumners".
Sumners-Bremner is the single most retarded hyphenated surname in l'histoire, surely? Groo. "Eluned" just tops it off. What the fuck is that? Her parents nearly deserved to have their daughter turn out the way she did. Nearly.
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yeah, if you put "summers" instead of "sumners" in you get way more results but her name is definitely "sumners".
They call her Summers a bit, including where that photo is! She must get pissed. Also, BA from Waikato! w00t!
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Sumners-Bremner is the single most retarded hyphenated surname in l'histoire, surely? Groo. "Eluned" just tops it off. What the fuck is that? Her parents nearly deserved to have their daughter turn out the way she did. Nearly.
no, bort. it's not even her real name. she named HERSELF that. i call her eloony.
wait, maybe it is summers? everyone at uni says "sumners" though.
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no, bort. it's not even her real name. she named HERSELF that. i call her eloony.
wait, maybe it is summers? everyone at uni says "sumners" though.
You simply must ask her - total earnest styles - how she came up with the name. What it says. Give us a couple of sentences written how she would write bad sex.
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the bigger version looks so much worse, seriously.
Jesus. She looks like the world's oldest emo.
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Jesus. She looks like the world's oldest emo.
HAHAHA! i'm telling everyone i know who knows her about that.
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HAHAHA! i'm telling everyone i know who knows her about that.
Hahahahaha, thanks Seriously she looks like Pete Wentz, except he's much more feminine.
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