this is great news for so many reasons.

the main character of his next novel is going to be a gay porn star loosely based on aiden shaw (the brit with the big dick), who is a personal hero of mine.

it also means ellis isn't writing that sequel to less than zero afterall!!!! or at least not at the moment. god that would have sucked.

anyway, shaw, like many other gay porn stars, has released a dildo molded from his cock.

as a tie-in to the novel, bret is going to do the same, and supposedly it really is going to be an exact replica of his cock and is said to be impressive.

i have to say this beats the faux fansite he put up in conjunction with lunar park.

i look forward to the novel and the dildo.

are you fucking me?!?!

lies.

lol.

i love it. best thread ever. i knew the 40+ age demographic of white women who eat her shitty writing up while on vacation and on airplanes and shit, had to have some other interest than 'literature'

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if their penis curved a little to the left or whatever, do you think they would release the dildo with the curve?