have you ever been delivered one before?

apparently a woman in my city (in canada) ordered a pizza at like 3:55am...5 minutes before closing.
the cook and delivery driver were so pissed because she called right before closing time so they decided to pay her back and jizz all over her pizza.
ICK.
and of course she knew what it was and complained.
i think there may have even been a lawsuit.

ha.
i've always thought that this story was funny.

and tonight, we ordered pizza and it was over an hour late.
so we kinda got pissy with the delivery driver and he gave it to us for 50% off.
so now i figure we cannot order from them again.
they probably made a star by our name that said:
NEXT DELIVERY - EXTRA JIZZZZ!

did you tip the delivery guy?

we gave him 60 cents because we were pissed off and hungry.
i feel a little guilty about it.

i WOULD NEVER ORDER PIZZA FROM THEM AGAIN.