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08-16-2006, 11:38 PM
|  | spliff ninjacat | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: the doobie room
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| | | jizzed out pizza
have you ever been delivered one before?
apparently a woman in my city (in canada) ordered a pizza at like 3:55am...5 minutes before closing.
the cook and delivery driver were so pissed because she called right before closing time so they decided to pay her back and jizz all over her pizza.
ICK.
and of course she knew what it was and complained.
i think there may have even been a lawsuit.
ha.
i've always thought that this story was funny.
and tonight, we ordered pizza and it was over an hour late.
so we kinda got pissy with the delivery driver and he gave it to us for 50% off.
so now i figure we cannot order from them again.
they probably made a star by our name that said:
NEXT DELIVERY - EXTRA JIZZZZ! |
08-16-2006, 11:40 PM
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08-16-2006, 11:55 PM
|  | Society is a Whore | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Zen Arcade
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| | | did you tip the delivery guy? |
08-16-2006, 11:56 PM
| | spliff ninjacat | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: the doobie room
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Originally Posted by jmr did you tip the delivery guy? | we gave him 60 cents because we were pissed off and hungry.
i feel a little guilty about it. |
08-16-2006, 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted by shanny we gave him 60 cents because we were pissed off and hungry.
i feel a little guilty about it. | i WOULD NEVER ORDER PIZZA FROM THEM AGAIN. |
08-16-2006, 11:58 PM
| | spliff ninjacat | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: the doobie room
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Originally Posted by jmr i WOULD NEVER ORDER PIZZA FROM THEM AGAIN. | hahaha...i know.
JIZZ PIE. |
08-16-2006, 11:59 PM
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| | | Ew, I hope you two didn't get it this time around.
I guess some people would like it, but not this person.
I like restaurant pizza better, and you've got to pick those up. |
08-17-2006, 12:00 AM
| | spliff ninjacat | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: the doobie room
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Originally Posted by Keyofgmaybeb Ew, I hope you two didn't get it this time around. | hmmm, well it was a little, ummm, moist. |
08-17-2006, 12:02 AM
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08-17-2006, 12:04 AM
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08-17-2006, 12:04 AM
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| | | where's that old sick thingamajig.
But I LOve Moist!
Just NOT on ma pizza, unless its an overcooked red pepper or slpot of spinach. But that's IT! |
08-17-2006, 12:06 AM
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Originally Posted by shanny i don't get it. | Exactly, you won't get it .. the BAD pizza .. from the frozen section. |
08-17-2006, 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by shanny i don't get it. | I don't either. I googled frozen pizza and thast's what you'll get if you keep being rude to the pizza man. |
08-17-2006, 12:09 AM
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| | | Aryans picknicking |
08-17-2006, 12:09 AM
| | spliff ninjacat | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: the doobie room
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Originally Posted by Keyofgmaybeb Exactly, you won't get it .. the BAD pizza .. from the frozen section. | oh, i wouldn't know.
american frozen pizza is so much more different compared to canadian frozen pizza.
i am still learning which pizza sucks and which is pretty good.
so far i like tombstone brand pizza...we didn't have that in manitoba. |
08-17-2006, 12:10 AM
|  | fuuuucckkkk | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: sydney
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| | | this stuff worries me. i try not to think about jizz pizza and vomit kfc (you really don't want to know)... because sometimes you just have to kill the craving and eat take away.
but... fuck. gross. people are vile.
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how in the hell do i still have a sub? |
08-17-2006, 12:11 AM
| | spliff ninjacat | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: the doobie room
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Originally Posted by Lady_Violet this stuff worries me. i try not to think about jizz pizza and vomit kfc (you really don't want to know)... because sometimes you just have to kill the craving and eat take away.
but... fuck. gross. people are vile. | please tell me about the vomit kfc.
i really wanna know.
please? |
08-17-2006, 12:12 AM
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| | | They name it "Tombstone" for a reason. Uber sodium content! X x |
08-17-2006, 12:12 AM
|  | Fucked by rock | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Peter Cook's ashtray
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| | That's fucking gross. I wonder if she took a bite. "Hmmmm, comes with extra white cheese" BARF  |
08-17-2006, 12:12 AM
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