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08-03-2006, 10:09 PM
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| | | Yo Mama
Yo Mama jokes. 
Some of my favorites:
- Yo Mama's so ugly, she trick or treats by e-mail.
- Yo Mama's so dumb, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
- Yo Mama's so fat, even Jesus couldn't lift her spirits.
- Yo Mama's so easy, I asked her what time it was and she said, "Time to fuck".
- Yo Mama's so nasty, after we had phone sex, I got an ear infection.
- Yo Mama's so dark, she stands against a wall and looks like a hallway.
- Yo Mama's so old, I told her to act her age and she died.
- Your Mama's so black and her teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles, she looks like a Pittsburg Steelers helmet.
- Yo Mama's so stupid, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
- Yo Mama is so ugly, that MTV executives saw her and pitched an idea for a new show called "Pimp My Face". |
08-03-2006, 10:12 PM
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| | | Yo mama is so fat, the whole neighborhood heard that she got hit by a, Parked Car. |
08-03-2006, 10:14 PM
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| | | oh look zeke is posting under his female alias again. |
08-03-2006, 10:16 PM
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| | | You truly believe that Zeke stole someone's pics to post as someone else?
That is Wack!
But I'm not going there. Lay down a Yo Mama that you've heard. |
08-03-2006, 10:18 PM
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| | | actually, if you look at the active users, zeke is online right now.
whatever. post a joke. theres a lot of tension going on here at KR, this is an attempt to lighten it up.
edit: to keep ithe jokes coming:
yo mama is so fat, that when she goes to the movies, she sits next to EVERYBODY.
yo maama is is dark, when she eats tootsie rolls, she wears white gloves to keep from eating her own fingers.
Last edited by Saya : 08-03-2006 at 10:20 PM.
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08-03-2006, 10:20 PM
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| | | yo mama is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.
saya isn't zeke. nor vice versa. but carry on. |
08-03-2006, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by giveherthegun oh look zeke is posting under his female alias again. |
oh look, tamara is fucking wrong once again. |
08-03-2006, 10:21 PM
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| | | Zeke, STOP running back and forth between your place and your neighbours, you're gonna catch a cold! |
08-03-2006, 10:23 PM
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| | | But it's my only form of exersize! |
08-03-2006, 10:23 PM
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| | | Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white. |
08-03-2006, 10:24 PM
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| | | Yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her. |
08-03-2006, 10:24 PM
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| | | - Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
- Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
- Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach. |
08-03-2006, 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Keyofgmaybeb You truly believe that Zeke stole someone's pics to post as someone else?
That is Wack!
But I'm not going there. Lay down a Yo Mama that you've heard. |
who are you though srsly?
& sweetheart_d we'll agree to disagree.
zeke dont' call me by my first name. |
08-03-2006, 10:25 PM
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| | | ok Tammy.
but seriously, you have it bad for me girl. Get off my nuts. |
08-03-2006, 10:26 PM
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| | | Yo mama's so ugly, even Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with her. |
08-03-2006, 10:28 PM
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| | | (kinda similar to one I already posted, but still funny)
- Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
- Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
- Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
- Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs. |
08-03-2006, 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Zeke ok Tammy.
but seriously, you have it bad for me girl. Get off my nuts. | you can call me that, it's not my name. & i just won't respond. i'll stop getting "off your nuts" when you get banned for being super disgusting  |
08-03-2006, 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by giveherthegun who are you though srsly? | I am me. Like you are you.
Do you think you're so exclusive that you forgot who you passed out the membership keys to.
Just throw down a damn line.
I got here in 2004, if it bothers you that much, or is your tunnel vision so one dimensional that you only notice who is hip in your book.
Yo mama
Yo mama
Yo mama |
08-03-2006, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by giveherthegun you can call me that, it's not my name. & i just won't respond. i'll stop getting "off your nuts" when you get banned for being super disgusting |
You secretly like me for being "super disgusting". There is some sexual tension emenating from you to me. You want for me to reciprocate. |
08-03-2006, 10:32 PM
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| | | Yo mama's so ugly, Medusa is jealous.
Yo mama's so ugly, Rice Krispies won't talk to her.
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