Yo Mama jokes.

Some of my favorites:

- Yo Mama's so ugly, she trick or treats by e-mail.
- Yo Mama's so dumb, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
- Yo Mama's so fat, even Jesus couldn't lift her spirits.
- Yo Mama's so easy, I asked her what time it was and she said, "Time to fuck".
- Yo Mama's so nasty, after we had phone sex, I got an ear infection.
- Yo Mama's so dark, she stands against a wall and looks like a hallway.
- Yo Mama's so old, I told her to act her age and she died.
- Your Mama's so black and her teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles, she looks like a Pittsburg Steelers helmet.
- Yo Mama's so stupid, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
- Yo Mama is so ugly, that MTV executives saw her and pitched an idea for a new show called "Pimp My Face".

Yo mama is so fat, the whole neighborhood heard that she got hit by a, Parked Car.

oh look zeke is posting under his female alias again.

You truly believe that Zeke stole someone's pics to post as someone else?

That is Wack!

But I'm not going there. Lay down a Yo Mama that you've heard.

actually, if you look at the active users, zeke is online right now.

whatever. post a joke. theres a lot of tension going on here at KR, this is an attempt to lighten it up.
edit: to keep ithe jokes coming:

yo mama is so fat, that when she goes to the movies, she sits next to EVERYBODY.
yo maama is is dark, when she eats tootsie rolls, she wears white gloves to keep from eating her own fingers.