Yo Mama jokes.
Some of my favorites:
- Yo Mama's so ugly, she trick or treats by e-mail.
- Yo Mama's so dumb, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
- Yo Mama's so fat, even Jesus couldn't lift her spirits.
- Yo Mama's so easy, I asked her what time it was and she said, "Time to fuck".
- Yo Mama's so nasty, after we had phone sex, I got an ear infection.
- Yo Mama's so dark, she stands against a wall and looks like a hallway.
- Yo Mama's so old, I told her to act her age and she died.
- Your Mama's so black and her teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles, she looks like a Pittsburg Steelers helmet.
- Yo Mama's so stupid, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
- Yo Mama is so ugly, that MTV executives saw her and pitched an idea for a new show called "Pimp My Face".