| My Grandmother Just Died -- I'm a closet dyke. do i have to go to catholic funeral? She died.
I don't want to go to the funeral. I'm a big latina lesbian, and my whole family is catholic.
they don't know i'm a lesbian. but since i last saw them, i got a new dyky haircut and some lesbian tatoos, and i'm now 25 and they're going to ask why i don't have a boyfriend.
help! save me jebus!
also, what the hell should i wear? i asked my mum if i could wear my pants, but she really wants me to wear a dress. AND i haven't told her i'm a lesbian. this seems like a receipe for success. |