My friend "Shelia-the-Detoileter" just clogged up the toilet in my hotel. I don't know how she did this.

It wasn't like a roll or anything. She told me herself. Anyway, what should I tell these Best Western people?

I'm so mad at her. God damn it.

Oh, and in case you are wondering, this friend is NOT me. I really was having Shiela the Detoilter over for a nice lesbian romp. I mean, she didn't use that much paper.

Closetfarm?

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HAHAAH you should make her buy a plunger and unclog it.

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pumpkinpenchant is more of a closetfarm.

Tell them your toilet is clogged? I don't see how this is an issue.

Tell her to use her face.

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"the height of arrogance is the height of control of those who create God in their own image"

SERIOUSLY!

i need to call the front desk and say "hi, my whorish slut kunt friend was drunk and she clogged my toilet. please fix it immediately"

???

i can't do that.

I JUST CAN'T!

lalalallalala

wtf am I gonna do?

Maybe I should just leave the hotel in the next 10 minues and not mention anything. I was going to check out tomorrow. They can't make me pay extra, can they???

hahaha she sounds exactly like my friend, she ALWAYS plugs the toliet haha! We once tried to unclog it by sticking a hanger in the toliet to push it down hahaha!


well umm heres what you do:

turn off the water, theres a little knob thing down below the toliet, usually silver? i dunno just turn till the water goes down

umm then plunge it out with a plunger and hopefully it'll just suck thru hahaha

if that doesnt work then yeah just call the front desk i guess


umm yeah thats about all i know. Good Luck!

Just call the front desk. I'm sure they've seen a lot worse than clogged toilets. It's a Best Western.

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I think KR has sunk to a new low.

Not yet. I was about to post about this absolutely wonderful iced camomile tea I bought today. Until that happens, we can all still save it.

there's no mother-fucking plunger. it's a mother-fucking best western mother-fucker fuck fuck fuck.

if i hurt shelia the detoileter by making her do that, the pain of having her do it would just hurt me soooo much.

i couldn't make her do that. her hands are too soft. and i just got this bitching electric blue nailpolish and i wouldn't want her to get that ruined.

This isn't entirely new....
There had to have been at least 10 other threads about feces, toilets being clogged, or lesbians at a Best Western this year. Probably around the beginning of January, that was a hectic first few weeks.

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"the height of arrogance is the height of control of those who create God in their own image"

oh, so for anyone who cares, i ended up waiting until the water went back down, and then flushed it again, hoping it would unclog.

At this point, the toilet overflowed, going into the bathroom and into the area outside the bathroom.

at this point, i gathered all of my things, left a tip for the maid, and got the hell out of there.

Tea is infinitely more interesting than this. You should make a thread about tea.

Yeah, you need to call the desk and tell them there's a problem with the toilet or ELSE you may be charged. Just act like you don't know how it backed up. Maybe Lolita flushed an extra exorbant tampon down there. God knows where she's been.

Just say you flushed and it started over flowing. Maybe the people who had the room before you fucked it up?

maybe it was a bog roll?


and lol bout the perfect symmetry of this story, considering my Bf just told me a similar story starring His ex, a plumber, and a wayward tampon.

put some sort of stick in there and start pulling in and out you should unclogged it.
eww

That's fucking awesome. How much did you tip?

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lol!