When you go to the bathroom:

1. Do you piss on the seat? If you do, do you wipe it off?
2. Do you wipe front to back, or back to front?
3. Do you prefer your toilet paper rolled from the top, or the bottom?
4. When you are at a public bathroom, do you sit on the seat?
5. Do you prefer air dryer or paper towels?
6. Are you embarassed to take a dump in public?
7. Do you use candles or spray to scent your bathroom?
8. When you are at a public bathroom, do you use your hand to flush, or your feet?
9. When you have diarrhea, do you use wet wipes or a washcloth afterwards?
10. Have you ever used the toilet in a bathroom for the opposite sex?

Is this really in the proper forum?

1. Do you piss on the seat? If you do, do you wipe it off?
Never piss on the seat.
2. Do you wipe front to back, or back to front?
back to front.
3. Do you prefer your toilet paper rolled from the top, or the bottom?
bottom.
4. When you are at a public bathroom, do you sit on the seat?
I put toilet tissue on the seat.
5. Do you prefer air dryer or paper towels?
paper towels
6. Are you embarassed to take a dump in public?
Yes.
7. Do you use candles or spray to scent your bathroom?
No.
8. When you are at a public bathroom, do you use your hand to flush, or your feet?
Toilet tissue again.
9. When you have diarrhea, do you use wet wipes or a washcloth afterwards?
I usually shower if i can.
10. Have you ever used the oilet in a bathroom for the opposite sex?
No.

Why are you even thinking about such things?


1. Do you piss on the seat? If you do, do you wipe it off? Not since my penis fell off in that 'best heaD ever' incident. So, No.

2. Do you wipe front to back, or back to front? It gets pretty messy, so I just start wiping...it takes about 10 minutes to clean up.

3. Do you prefer your toilet paper rolled from the top, or the bottom? Top, for sure.

4. When you are at a public bathroom, do you sit on the seat? Yeah

5. Do you prefer air dryer or paper towels? Paper towels

6. Are you embarassed to take a dump in public? Well, it's not the most comfortable feeling. But hey, ya gotta go, ya gotta go!

7. Do you use candles or spray to scent your bathroom? Both - I burn a candle in both bathrooms continusly(sp!?) while company is over

8. When you are at a public bathroom, do you use your hand to flush, or your feet? Foot, every time.

9. When you have diarrhea, do you use wet wipes or a washcloth afterwards? HAHA! Usually a hose.

10. Have you ever used the toilet in a bathroom for the opposite sex? Yes, at sporting events, clubs, bars, concerts....girls take to fucking long sometimes...but the girls at the Fiona Apple concert a few weeks ago, were great! It was a huge line, but those bitches were filing right in and right out. No need to bardge into the mens bathroom.

1. Do you piss on the seat? If you do, do you wipe it off? No, and N/A.
2. Do you wipe front to back, or back to front? Front to back, otherwise you can get infections *nods*
3. Do you prefer your toilet paper rolled from the top, or the bottom? The top, that's the proper way, people that do it the other way are technically doing it wrong.
4. When you are at a public bathroom, do you sit on the seat? After wiping it off, yes.
5. Do you prefer air dryer or paper towels? Air, less damage to the planet.
6. Are you embarassed to take a dump in public? Yes.
7. Do you use candles or spray to scent your bathroom? Spray, it's quicker and has lesser chances of burning your house down.
8. When you are at a public bathroom, do you use your hand to flush, or your feet? If it's the foot kind, my foot.
9. When you have diarrhea, do you use wet wipes or a washcloth afterwards? Most of the time.
10. Have you ever used the toilet in a bathroom for the opposite sex? Yes, when the other was under construction and I was told to.