Give me a list of things you want to do before you die, you can write other lists too if you want. OK.

Fornicate with every known species of goat.

her is my first list of micheal jackson inspired things I would like to do before I die.

• Meet Michael Jackson
• Learn how to moonwalk properly
• See Micheal Jackson live
• Kiss Michael Jackson on the face

Things I'd like to get into before next year:

The more ethnic/instrumental/vocal scetions of the library CDs.
Watching all of Weeds (unless they're bringing it back, in which case it would just be season one, hopefully...)
My dusty acoustic guitar
Piano
A savings account
More walking

The general stuff. World peace. Blow jobs. Corn on the cob. Sleep.

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Lol UBBtard.

• Ride a plane again; I haven't done this for ages.
• Sleep with someone different every day for a month.
• Kill Dick Cheney and rape his dead mouth.
• Live to see aliens, space travel, deepspace colonisation etc.
• Eat human flesh (not Dick Cheney's).
• Record an album.
• Write a novel.

don't the unknown ones get you even a tiny bit excited?

just imagine the variation in horn size.

maybe he could send a jet of his swimmers up your bodily treasure, impregnate you with a baby Mapother and force you to give birth to said offspring in total silence, like the Hubbard-fellating, Scientologist cuntstack he is.

just a thought.

Theres just so many out there, I'd have to travel to Afghanistan just to find some of them. A mountain goat in Tibet. Mmmmmmmm.

I always figured seeing Michael Jackson live you'd be surrounded by all the malnourished children of Africa screaming and crying hysterically for his greatest hits, all of which make no sense whatsoever, and it would be, like, a hotbed of lyme disease and rare African influenza, dengue fever mosquitoes, etc, etc... then he'd touch their faces and smile at them benignly, spin and throw his hat, and a whole lot of other distressing things I'd never come to terms with. I do think he's an amazing singer, though.

I like lists too..I'll think of some interesting ones later

travel the world
learn to play my guitar - well
meet T.A
have a baby w/someone I love

that's about it.

simple but important to me

A list of comments my boyfriend has made to me in the past week:


"it's like i am afraid to go to bed because you are that type that will kill me while i sleep"

"i love it when you make the tarydactyl noise"

"cumming on a girl's face is great...not because it's sexy, but because it is so degrading"


"come on....just don't take your meds for one night so we can get good and drunk and have unforgettable sex that neither of us will remember in the morning."



"tell me what you don't remember about last night so i can fill you in"

thigns to do before i die:
- go to japan.
- meet angelina jolie.
- meet drea de matteo.
- go to the roman catacombs.
- go to the french catacombs.
- go to germany.
- shop in mexico.
- go to new jersey/new york.
- swim in an ocean thats got really blue water.
- pet a dolphin.
- graffitti my bathroom.
- one season of rollerderby.
- finish my tattoos, that i've started (at least).
- snort coke off a strippers tit in vegas.
- have a kid w/ the one guy that will always be in my life no matter what.

dolphins are crap.

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i hate you and all you stand for.

oh shit. that hurts. now its you + clotty.

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EDIT/ i take all that back.

all i want to do is stand up comedy & dress like madonna when i work out.

i like your list.

what i want this weekend:
find and buy bluebells
sleep for 10 hours tonight and saturday night
drink champagne
eat cold sesame noodles
go see nella and the baby
finish reading the stack of books I'm reading all at once or at least pick one to finish
sit in the sun