I'm just a little starstruck for now.

I mean I've always been happy accepting the pointlessness of my job, but who doesn't, apart from those people who double-check locks and chains for David Copperfield?.

but in the space of 5 days, two really cool things have happened.

I met Luc Besson on Saturday. he was just as amazing and fat and French as I'd imagined and he tolerated my fanboy martial arts question with dignity and poise without calling security.

and just now I see one of my friends on MTV2 in the 'Spanking New Music' section, looking ever so sexy in a hat.

holy cunt I may even be happy by this time tomorrow, so please don't spoil it....

what kind of hat?
sorry jason but i have no idea who luc besson is...enlighten me.

fkni name dropper. if yr job is pointless then humanity is in trouble. an army marches on its stomach.

i've never heard the word 'wank' before..

Luc may be fat but his dick was once up Milla Jovovich's cunt a couple of years ago. You should've asked him what it felt like to wake up next to her every morning.
They aren't chimps.

hi everyone what do u guys think of starbucks? i mean more like, starsucks right? lol wait wait here's another one

hi everyone what do you guys think of buger king? i mean more like, burger stink right? lol :rimshot