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07-11-2006, 04:40 AM
|  | Is This What My Body Said | | Join Date: Apr 2006
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| | | Friends You've Had Who Are Idiots
I was just thinking about this.
I had a friend who played with his dogs' vagina/penis right in front of me. I was laughing just so I wouldn't be impaled and sacrificed to his insane god of dog touching. It was motherfuckingly creepy.
And this other friend I had was one of those compulsive liars/gloaters. He was all, "I watch porn at my house and I'm 13!" Not like I cared, what the Hell do I care about sex? I'm an artist, and not one of those metrosexual-because-I-bag-women-and-men-every-night types, someone who sucked at drawing for a while but kept at it (one of these days I'll bag my drawing skill).
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07-11-2006, 04:44 AM
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| | | I wish I had the former friend.....
The latter isn't as interesting. |
07-11-2006, 05:02 AM
| | Is This What My Body Said | | Join Date: Apr 2006
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| | | Oh, no, he was one of those high and mighty friends.
He's a good 270lbs. now and still calls people fat.
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07-11-2006, 05:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Manhattan I'm an artist, and not one of those metrosexual-because-I-bag-women-and-men-every-night types |
Do those types actually exist? I've been looking for one for years.
Most of my friends are idiots on some level. Non-idiots are nowhere near as entertaining. |
07-11-2006, 05:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Manhattan Oh, no, he was one of those high and mighty friends.
He's a good 270lbs. now and still calls people fat. | ???
I never did that when I was fat. Does obesity cause damage to sight? |
07-11-2006, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Manhattan I had a friend who played with his dogs' vagina/penis right in front of me. | Until I noticed the placement of that apostrophe, I thought your friend had a hermaphrodite dog. |
07-11-2006, 02:07 PM
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| | | Some of the kids I grew up with are just stupid...and there's not much else to explain it. "OMG guys--that person flipped me off outside the grocery store yesterday. Let's beat their ass!"
"Can you buy me a 40?"
etc.
The meathead kind of thing. |
07-11-2006, 02:11 PM
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I have a few friends who haven't really grown up much from high school.
One friend pretty much takes the cake. She'd said a lot of dumb shit, such as having kids is the same as having a cat, etc. And called me up at 2:00 AM when I was jetlagged as fuck from flying from England to announce that she got engaged. Girl, I don't give a fuck. |
07-11-2006, 02:20 PM
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