I feel the need to vent and I need other people to tell me their embarrassing drunk stories to make me feel better
We had this house party last night with loads of people from work (I work in a supermarket) and I just feel like I've made the biggest tit of myself, I was so drunk that when I woke up this morning I woke up drunk so I had to phone in sick (they all knew it was coming anyway probably).

It wasn't like one specific incident it was just the whole night I was being a knob. This guy had a Jim Morrison tshirt on and I started hysterically crying because I got so upset that he is dead and stuff, and I mean, I don't even like the doors that much so I don't know why I got so fucking upset about it anyway . I was also crying later on in the night about the fact I work part time in a supermarket and fuck...I don't even know what I was saying. I was just really hysterical.

I also did the other cliche drunk things such as dance embarrisinly to Shakira, told a workmate I fancied the arse off him but he just ignored me and ran away scared and I fell over a good number of times. Me and one of the lads was having a daft play fight thing, messing about and such,apparently I punched him in the face and he now has a black eye .

So now you go and tell me your drunk stories. Please let them be worse than mine. Mine might not sound to bad, but trust me it was and I just want to curl up in a ball under my duvet and never come out because I'm so mortified about how I acted.

yours is quite funny
i dont want to talk about the things i have done, too much shame!
im mostly horrible to people, but im trying not to be anyore!
my friend though her chair was the toilet........
i wasnt there though, luckily i have never wet myself . . while drunk

my defining drunk moment was definitely when i told coworker brian fays at his christmas party that i thought his "wife would be hotter." hellew.

i am told that i informed an elevator full of older ladies that i had "BIG TITS!!!"

i guess that could be embarassing?

I once pulled an 8 foot plastic insert out of my neighbour's fence while strolling drunk down the back alley with friends, only to have her stick her head out the window and shout
"YOU BLOODY WELL PUT THAT BACK!!!"
so loud that I fell and ripped holes in both knees of my goldfish pajama bottoms.
She confronted me about it later and I denied it, even though I had burst into hysterical laughter right after it happened and ran down the street screaming "SERPENTINE"

yea, that wasn't so bad but I don't drink often.