until i realized how mother****ing young i am!
i was reading on gawker.
about the oldest woman on the planet who just turned 116 years.
that would mean.
kr.
that she was 29 years old -- my age right now.
waaaay back in 1925.
right? or is that bad math?
no, it's right. anywho.
1925. was a mother****ing long time ago.
when she was my age.
and look at her now. still here!
GAWD. i have a long-*** ways to go.
what if. what IF.
just say. she retired at age 65.
as used to be common.
she's spent 51 years as a retiree.
she's been old as **** for 51 years, at least.
i haven't even been alive that long! i'm not old after all!
i'm going to go smoke that pot, i think.