yesterday and today were the emily valentine episodes on soap net. 'its 4 you and its 4 me'. loved her bleached out madness. remember when brenda calls her out in front of everyone...leik twice? ****ESSA. after season 3 it went to ****, that show!

in other news, i am seeing someone half my age. which is ok coming from an old lady like me and not let's say, lt ripley.

he skateboards over to my house. my sister clowned me for it.

i am addicted to energy drinks. mindbodysuicide me and tell how to ****ing quit. leik b12 i know, but , meh. i could drink a lot of coffee but i dont like to poop so much. halp. halp the crackhead.

oh and i quit smoking because i lost my electronic cigarette. i mean, i'll have one every once in a while but i've basically quit.

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME....hi there!

No idea what is happening here, but it's nice. It's nice. Hi, sybsyb.

Can you tell us more about your 17 year old bf? Does he have one of those little stupid fuzzy half-assed moustaches that they always have?

Has he gotten you into Nickelback and One Republic yet?

Does he think 80% of things in this world are "hella stupid"?

I quit masturbating because I lost my electronic *****.

Good night.

Mikeysybs!

I haven't really been watching teevee. Work gave me more responsibility but no extra ££.

I moved somebody awesome into my spare room. Win.

I stopped sleeping with the joe strummer lookalike because I want the tattooed developer. Last night I drunk whatsapp-d him. Fear.

Tonight I will be seeing intendo/spasticaguy and amity. Hi jinks will ensue.

The hot developer is age appropriate. How did that happen?

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Hmmm, what did I do at the weekend...?

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Clicky to look at the animals

How old is sybsyb?

50 she dates a 25 year old. 40, a 20 year old.

She is probably 30 though.