it was a combo vaccine.

i'm required an A and B.

and it hurt like ****.

anyhoo.

i was just kidding about brixton having hep. i forgot he really had it.


i have to go shave and give myself an enema now.

dan from the auto parts store is taking me to tgi fridays after he gets off work.

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

Hey, it's not entertaining or interesting at all, but I don't have any real friends so I am going to use this thread to share that I got bloodwork done at the doctors the other day and I am in great shape other than being a fatty! My cholesterol is just fine dandy and I am diabeetus free and all of that other ****ty bloodwork ****.

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****phobia: The fear that a man will treat you the way that you treat women.

i don't have any real ones either. just drinking associates. do you wanna drink on the streets with me? then we'll find out who our REAL friends are, cos everyone either LOVES you or HATES you.

That sounds like an awesome idea, except for the drinking. And the being on the streets. And being with you.

I kid! I don't even know you that well, other than that you are incredibly sassy. But seriously, I much prefer being addicted to weed. I'm super functional and ****.

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****phobia: The fear that a man will treat you the way that you treat women.

if you get real bored, try people watching near the front of the entrance. but watch the people that go into the room on the immediate right upon walking in. that's the i'ma-dirty-ho-and-i-got-something room. walks of shame!