I'm sure he would wear a white lab coat for you, if you asked.

At any rate, Dan is short term. He will sustain you until you find a real man of science at UNLV.

i'm not ****ing going to unlv!

anyway, i don't think that's nice to say about dan.

although i don't know what happens when i'm making 5x's his income.

i think there was an episode of roseanne about that.

mark & becky.

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

I'm sorry.

Clotty + Dan 4ever.

When you make good money, he can be a stay at home dad.

I just noticed your sig as I was about to start typing, CB, and it completely distracted me.

I like Dan from the Auto Parts Store as well. He seems pretty amazing.

God, I wish Bucho were here so that he and Clotty could become friendly enough to hang out IRL. I really do wish that. He is a very good friend of mine from the Eye Are Ellz who lives in Vegas, and he is a white guy who calls himself Bucho, for ****s sake. You would hate him so much and it would be really fun to watch.

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****phobia: The fear that a man will treat you the way that you treat women.

uh, no?

debaser broke it down.

and i said you really seem to have your life together.

which, you do.

i suspected that sybsyb thought i was being sarcastic, too.

but i didn't bite.

because i was being genuine. you do seem to have it together.