anyone ever check out this site?
Texts From Last Night

"Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out"

" There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it"

"Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish."

LOL
"awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?


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you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets."

hi donut lady

yhellothar?

New addiction. Laughing in class while students sit test.

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Originally Posted by LaBellaVita
The last **** I saw, was so ****ing ugly it literally sent me into a depression. I became suicidal for a week.

actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter