Im not deliberately being self deprecating here, but honestly, i think im the worst poster here. I cringe when I read my posts. I get all psyched up about things and write a bunch of tldr ****. And I hate to admit it, but I do troll sometimes.

Most people know turning is wonderful, but BlackMilk is just so underrated. His posts literally drive me into hysterics, and it makes it even funnier that people dont get it. Sometimes I think Dirtyplotte is the only one who sees the genius of BM.

Anyways, this board would suck very badly if everyone liked eachother. I have this legit fear that mfc will go soft one day and start liking the mobytards. That would be disasterous.

Pk, I deffo have the smallest ween.

Hey, it's not an unfair advantage - the other two have genitals - they could have kids if they wanted to and be bringing them up in a hilarious fashion... but they haven't taken that opportunity yet.

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The scottish wench ella is correct, *****ens.

I mean, I have girls constantly begging to have my babies, but I tell them no, because I don't believe I could bring them up as well as you do, *****ens. You are the best father I have ever seen, *****ens. You parenting skills are high, and I fully expect your daughter to become the first mexican half breed mongrel female to be President of the United States, *****ens.

I'm scared about what she will have to do to get there though, *****ens

Now that I know there are that many people who prefer Blackmilk, I definitely plan on killing myself. Can everyone who voted for Blackmilk please let me know who you are so that I can mention you by name in my suicide note?

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****phobia: The fear that a man will treat you the way that you treat women.

I voted for you t-ring

Stay strong my love, be like spiderman in spiderman 2. You're down, but not out.