boring gardening type thread. (don't bother reading, most of you.)

[clotty]

what kind of flowers do well in dry heat?

i mean real heat, you know. desert heat.

i want flowers on my new patio.

and i don't know **** for **** about gardening.

can i grow jasmine?

i read that it is subtropical, but doesn't that mean it would need a humid environment?

might discolexy know what kinds of flowers bloom in the depths of hell?

i mean africa, las vegas, wtfever.

who else here lives in a reptilian wasteland? and what kind of flowers are there?

does this thread belong in parenting?

[clotty]

please try to tell me something that is actually pretty and smells cute.

not like.

sagebrush or whatever.

http://www.statesymbolsusa.org/Nevad...sagebrush.html

[Turning]

The prettiest suggestion on Google was the Oriental Poppy. Or Foxgloves, I guess. Coneflowers look kinda pretty.

Not sure how any of them do with pots, because there's only so far I'm willing to take this googling. But.

Oh, and apparently there's an Arabian Jasmine that just loves the **** out of some desert: http://www.ehow.com/info_8783774_ara...ow-desert.html

[clotty]

what was your google search terms?

"flowers in hell?"

[Turning]

Las Vegas gardening tips flowers

Flowers Las Vegas NV - flowers, Las Vegas NV gardening, Las Vegas NV garden, Las Vegas NV flowering, Las Vegas NV planting, Las Vegas NV perennial, Las Vegas NV annual - That's really the prize of them all, though. One hell of a list. I am pretty sure that is the combined wisdom of every little old lady in Las Vegas who knows how to use a computer.\

ETA: Oh! I hadn't clicked, it's just the combined wisdom of dudes who want to sell you flowers. Still.