what's up with you?

are me & aaron the only ones online again?

i spent all day watching hoarders on netflix and purging/packing my apartment.

things are coming along slowly but surely.

now i'm going to treat myself to an alcoholic koolaid beverage and a benadryl tablet.

on saturday, i'm going to get my BLS certification.

have any of you guys done that?

it's where you make out w/ a crash test dummy & learn cpr and whatnot.

okay.

let me know.

xoxo,
clotty

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

oh btw, did you guys hear?

tigz already has tix to come see me in vegas early next month.

so you're not going to get rid of us that easily, kr.

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

here is a picture of my doll, sassparilla, at a brothel:

she's going to join up.

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

here is a list of my current yankee candle stash:

• pink blush
• banana nut bread
• midsummer's night
• midnight jasmine
• storm watch
• lemon lavender
• loves me, loves me not
• early sunrise (votive)

right now pink blush is the one that is burning.

it is very good.

do you guys collect candles too?

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

my current candle is a glade spring scent from the grocery outlet.

why has lush never cashed in on the candle market?

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