I almost have shame face today! I saw a work friend on the way into work and she said she couldn't believe how drunk everyone was and I said I can't believe how drunk I was and she kind of reassured me, but not in an obvious way, that everyone was hammered. She did say they had spent all yesterday laughing about stuff though and as I can't remember about 50% of the night I am more than a bit paranoid... Anyway, then I saw my other work friend who was laughing at me a bit about the whole abortion drink thing and then he was like....do you remember blowing a raspberry on my face? Obviously I didn't but he went quite red when he said it. I LAUGHED IT OFF WHILE I DIED INSIDE a BIT. What the **** is wrong with me?
I had to send an email to the ladies in the fine art department about something and had to apologise at the end about how much of a state I was. I didn't make too much of a big deal though, I just said, sorry for drunkenly rambling at you on Friday.
There were loads of people there and I did leave earlier than most (I think) so I hope more distracting things happened after I left!

Anyway, kr is here for support and there is nothing better than knowing you aren't the only **** up so let's get sharing!

No big deal Solly...

If your coworkers can't have a drink or two or laugh it off...if they take themselves THAT seriously...they probably worth working with anyway.

Besides..what are you..like mid 20s...only someone living in a cave on the Pakistan border is gonna think that ladies and gents of your age range shouldn't imbibe a little at the office ****tail hour....

Jesus..if I was running a company...I'd encourage everything from booze to porn to gambling...why?...because life sucks enough as it is without the 1/3rd of their lifetimes that humans have to waste working and laboring for the benefit of government tax collectors also sucking majorly too!!!

I get really ****ing embarrassing and weird when I'm that drunk though....rambling about herbs and William de Morgan and how beautiful people are...and spilling my drinks on people's arms and saying My drink taste like abortion (more than once aparently!) to quite an up tight (easily offended) catholic guy and then blowing a ****ing raspberry on his face. And getting really fixated on things from no where and just going on and on and god knows what else because I can't remember!

Thanks for trying to make me feel better though! I guess I would say the same to anyone else But it's different when it's you and you have blank spots.......

Have you ever done anything like that?

oh god i went through that once myself.....but i had it worse, i was drinking on an empty stomache and got TOTALLY WASTED went we went out for a little "xmas party". i was sober sober...sober...and then BLACKOUT. i was falling over & ****. i was singing karaoke (Amy's back to black...) and i was a complete mess. dont remember how i got home and didnt ask anyone....

i was soooo scared to appear at work i went to get a doctors note and was off work for a week...when i got back...the usual "omg u were so ****ed" , "omg what happened to you" "omg do you remember..."

GHASTLY and now they all think im a total drunk. havent been with them since. didnt even go bowling with them.

I limit my alcohol consumption at work events so I don't tell people what I really think of them.

it's hard enough biting my tongue on a daily basis being sober.

it's better to sit back and watch the madness unfold.

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