A thread, not about Chris *****ens

[Ophiel]

Can somebody talk to me about something else please? Like, literally, ****ing anything. It can even be Aaron if that's what it takes.

But no, ideally talk about something interesting and fun please.

Tell me about your weekends, if you had weekends.

[Chris_Bitchens]

I'd like a thread about Aaron.

I pm'd Aaron, he hasn't responded. I think I'm too much of a kiss-*** for him to acknowledge me.

This weekend I visted the home of someone with horses. A horse tried to bite me (scared me ****less) and a bird **** on my arm. This is the first time a bird has ever **** on me, it smells ridiculously bad.

I also saw a pair of goats, who rammed horns a lot for no reason.

[bone machine]

I found a dead dog at work today. Awesome weekend.

[Ophiel]

Originally Posted by bone machine

I found a dead dog at work today. Awesome weekend.

This could be cool. Where do you work?

I hope it's somewhere that has a ball pool and that that is where you found the dead dog.

[muverick]

My weekend was quite quiet.

Today my folks had a family bbq but I was working so I didn't get to eat the food.

2 new dogs came into my work over the weekend (see my signature or doggy thread for photos) One is called Ozzy and he appears to be a ****ing nutter with no recall who is happy just to charge about doing whatever he wants. The other is called Bandit and he's a wee timid doggy. Both really lovely in their own ways.

That's really all fun I have to say.

Oh I got my laptop back after an age of no laptop and am trying to catch up on all the internet going ons.