Wait, you mean it's possible to have a child and still have enough free time to post on the Internets?

Sounds dubious at best, sir.

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****phobia: The fear that a man will treat you the way that you treat women.

I'll admit that it is nearly impossible, given the fact that owning a 6 year old kid requires that you lock eyes with them and hold their hand 24 hours a day, hand feeding them food and drink to keep them alive.

But, somehow I manage to pull this off.

I am nothing like silvine except that we are both kind of angry. But a lot of people here are angry, so?

I'm leaving now, to go to a work related pot luck (lol!) at someone's house in farm country (Novato, CA).

It's going to be another awkward day for me, I will be the center of attention in a group of 12-18 30 to 40 year old lonely women. It's the burden I bear for being the only semi-charismatic white man in the entire company. That I will have with me a worshipping 6 year old bespectacled girl, attached to my leg like a barnacle, is only going to exacerbate the problem.

She will be petting horses while I will be looking for somewhere to hide.

I'm bringing some Indonesian fried food: Martaba (minced tofu and onions, wrapped in pastry dough and then fried) and Sausis (egg roll type of thing, filled with minced beef and onions). They were prepared by this old bag who my daughter calls "grandma."

I love the thought of Novato as farm country. It's like, hipster farm country, isn't it? It's where rich people go to buy farms so they can say "Oh yes, I have a horse ranch just north of San Francisco, if you put my ***** in your mouth then I can take you there some time in the indeterminate future." Or something. I thought, at least?

Maybe I am just from extra poor and ghetto farm land, so my viewpoint is skewed.

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****phobia: The fear that a man will treat you the way that you treat women.