I can't watch this at work. Who and what is he?

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"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done'."
--George Carlin

Don't worry, it's just David Cameron, doing what he does.

Dear... you know I love you..and this is why.


18 hrs of that video would be grown arab men begging for just one roll of Charmin Ultra Soft after sitting on their concrete chairs in darkness for too long.

I have a feeling Florence Colorado ain't exactly a happenin place. but it can never top the schadenfreude of Alcatraz. Dude's spirits would be broken on the boat ride over across the bay. I would have just jumped in the water before they got to the island.

OH DEARS.

RACE! LIFE IS RACE!

I'm sure he said "Life's a race," but the lyrics there are amazing.

Also, holy ****. I don't think I have ever heard Muse before. Maybe once. Jesus Christ, that is truly awful.

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