i was just saying the other day that we should both try to get pregnant on purpose.
except i'm not allowed to bc i have to go to school for about a zillion hours a day and do a career, but SHE REALLY DID IT AND I WAS ONLY KIDDING THAT WE SHOULD DO IT, BUT IT'S STILL REALLY EXCITING EVEN THO I THINK SHE'S GOING TO BE SINGLE MOTHER.
i hope if it's a girl she names it zora.
and if it's a boy she names it elton.
some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.