tigz is sitting here with me & she was feeling not so hot and barfing in my HOUSE.

and her boobs hurt and GUESS WHAT WE DID.

went to CVS. AND THEN GUESS WHAT WE BOUGHT?

AND THEN GUESS WHAT HAPPENED.

she's mother****ing pregnant!

omfg wedlock.

i don't think she will marry her boyfran still and he doesn't know but i don't think she likes to have abortion.

omg i'm going to be an AUUUUUNNNNNTTTIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE.

auntie clotty!

she told me i could post about it bc she hates you guys & doesn't care.

but i thought you would want to know.

okay bye!

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

the harm of the biological clock thread can never be undone now

i was just saying the other day that we should both try to get pregnant on purpose.

except i'm not allowed to bc i have to go to school for about a zillion hours a day and do a career, but SHE REALLY DID IT AND I WAS ONLY KIDDING THAT WE SHOULD DO IT, BUT IT'S STILL REALLY EXCITING EVEN THO I THINK SHE'S GOING TO BE SINGLE MOTHER.

i hope if it's a girl she names it zora.

and if it's a boy she names it elton.

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

THIS THREAD IS NOT A JOKE. JESUS.



two lines means pregnette.

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

well, congratulations!