ah-ha! it happened. a pro.
+ the 2 elderly egyptian guys who run the yuppie liquor store on by block, didn't charge me for anything tonight? because i deserve a "treat" for having a "very much good figure". so, free frozen-yogurt and smart water for me.
i'm taking this as a cue that god wants me to fatten up.
i am so vain. and yet, so masochistic. how can the two coexist?