+ haven't worked in 3 days
- have to work the next 72 hours straight through
+ spent all day watching baseball, the news, and doing crosswords and needlepoint/embroidery stitching, and online shopping, in a fantastic spandex-shorts containing outfit, which made me look like the token white girl, in the Fly Girls (circa 1993).
+ i have not one but two fantastic pizza delivery places that come to my house now. they do vegan and gluten free, and also lots of salads and healthy ****ery.
+ got to drive my mom's extra car for the day (a Porsche 911 Convertible
), and listen to The Clash w/ the top down, and a giant-*** 70's sunhat and sunglasses. and live in the delusion i was a special snowflake, for the day (worry not, i ended up back in my
busted *** honda civic sedan by day's end).
- i haven't had sex in 6 months and i think my vagina is going to fuse up for life if i don't get something with man hands and facial scruff in there soon.