i just need a question answered here.

IF YOU WORK IN DOG GROOMING.

WOULD YOU FREAK THE **** OUT IF YOU GOT **** ON?

JUST A Y OR N?

well i tried to post a poll but it was being retarded.

a) YES I WOULD BECAUSE IM A WHINY *****. INFACT I WOULD CAUSE A HUGE SCENE IN PETCO BECAUSE YOUR DOG IS FOUL AND YOURE NEVER WELCOMED BACK.
b) well no, because i'm a NORMAL ****ING HUMAN who understands that i work in the animal care industry and sometimes dogs **** when they're panicked.

would you also write a complaint about how the lady handled the situation if she literally made it the worlds biggest soap opera.

oh it was petco?

well no wonder.

those people are hells of randoms.

not real dog groomers.

i remember one time they tried to make me HOLD buzz while they were cutting her nails.

i was like um, no. she squirms. you're supposed to be TRAINED to handle that.

it's why i'm paying you & not doing it myself.

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

it's ok you can answer you guys, just pretend its one of gelfling girls quiz threads.

and pretend that i care about what your response is.

i can make it more interactive if you would like.

ANYWAY, the whole point is. i think KR would be the drama queens who cry over the intercomm like this lady did. because you guys are babies.

now for the more interactive portion:

What does your skin feel like when it's warm outside?

Do you like to use lotion? why or why not?

how high is TOO high?

whats the right way to driving on the right side of the street?

i had rather hoped it was you who had been **** on.