There's a hotel party going on right now.
It's international, and there are two non-KR people present.
The music is the Yeah Yeah Yeahs.
There is no scandal to report yet.
But I predict that in half an hour there will be.
I'm drinking for the first time in years.
Everyone else is a pro.

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I am pretty likely to wither and die from jealousy, tbh.

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****phobia: The fear that a man will treat you the way that you treat women.

it's a srs thing when someone won't eat their fajita.

He's eating it. Just. On the floor. With a cushion under his head. Because I am kind.

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He finished it and started biting me. I'm not food.

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