I've got Rosetta Stone. Not letting on how tho.
Hey, did you hear about the Monk in the Amazon that has figured out the KEY to ALL languages?
He has a system that'll teach all language to you in a matter of months. And it sticks. It's kinda a secret tho, I'd love to hear what he has to say. Father knew 7 languages. Because of his time during the war travelling thru Europe needing to communicate.
Well, lets hope WWIII doesn't happen, eh?