let's not have any funny business.

don't make fun of me.

if you are an expert video game nerd, i don't want you guffawing at me bc i think manly video games are ugly.

listen to me carefully.

my birthday is coming and i have to decide.

this is what i would want:

i want to play the mario brothers and the price is right at home game.

that's the kinds of games i like to play.

i don't like hard games, and ugly games, and games with guns or wars or ugly hobbits.

i like the mario brothers.

and i also like castlevania.

i would like something fun like that so when my guests join me in my rumpus room, we can play other things besides yahtzee and monopoly.

what do you think? is the wii right for me?

can you play super mario brothers 2 on it?

what about mike tyson's punch out?


don't suggest to me those pretend ones that you download on your compy and play on the computer w/ the keyboard either. that's awful.

i want a real console that i can buy many fun games for. but it has to be ones to my tastes. like hamburgertime or mickey mousecapade.

thank you for your time.

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

oh and btw.

wtf is this stupid ***** doing?

someone needs to get a blowdart RIGHT NOW.

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

I don't have the system, but I believe all old Nintendo games can be bought as files online and downloaded to it, so you can play Mario 2, as well as current games being published for it.

I know they have a "Family Feud" game for Xbox, as a friend of mine has it. Possible there's a Wii version of it, too. I kinda say go for it. Based on the kinds of things you're looking to play on it, it's more geared toward what you're going for than Xbox et al, which seem to be what they crank out all the uber violent shooter games for.

do you know how goddamn awesome this would be?

if someone can confirm this is true, THEN THERE ARE NO DOUBTS IN MY MIND THAT I MUST HAVE ONE.

yes i don't like shooting games. or any of that tough guy nonsense.

gun games seem embarrassing to pretend at when real wars and violence are going on in irl.

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

Where is it going, og?

I know you can move your body to it. But, I think you'll fling the controller in a spastic rage and hit Buzz smack in the kisser during Bowling.