i knocked some retard off his bike today - Page 2

pablita · #6 10-19-2011, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by clotty

ALSO SKATEBOARDING.

they're always flying every which way on their wheely mobiles at 900 thousand trillion mph.

perpendicular into areas w/ AUTOS.

i've secretly always wanted to smack into one.

just as a wake up call.

that's why my first reaction was joy.

even though at that second i thought he might be dead.

id generally agree but in brooklyn there is a huge hipster black kid skateboard community. i see them in my neighborhood all the time. they ride around taking videos in their mobile phones.

yeah, tony hawk. white.

clotty · #7 10-19-2011, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by GlamPetals

was it aaron?

he was too tall to be aaron.

clotty · #8 10-19-2011, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by pablita

id generally agree but in brooklyn there is a huge hipster black kid skateboard community. i see them in my neighborhood all the time. they ride around taking videos in their mobile phones.

yeah, tony hawk. white.

lil wayne drives a skateboard.

i bet he doesn't drive it into oncoming traffic though.

black people tend to be more coordinated than that.

Angel Dust · #9 10-19-2011, 10:58 AM

don't worry about it.

you may have saved his life, as he'll be careful in the future, i'd think.

clotty · #10 10-19-2011, 11:02 AM

that's what made me so cross.

i saw him barreling toward me so inched up just fast enough so i wouldn't run him over.

DID HE THANK ME?

NO. HE TRIED TO ENGAGE IN BATTLE W/ ME.

HOW DARES.

HOW DARES ANYONE EVER.