I was on my way home on a two hour drive when 5 fucking cars end up ahead of us and they're travellnig at about 40 fucking miles onthe freeway. So we try to pass them, but some dickheaded senior won't let us, keeps almost cutting us off. So that asswad leaves and then my dad passes them. We end up behind another truck and he's driving on and off the road

I feel like ramming a tire iron into the ass of a screaming cat.

And when I was on my way down here, from the same place, with my friend, this asscake kept cutting us off then slowing down, so we cut him off, slowed down whenever he tried it again, then sped the fuck up. Run over that guy's children for free.

AND in the winter, my grandpa was driving up North and this guy was tailgating us (more importantly, assramming our bumper) so we got there, he followed us into the driveway and got out to fucking swear at us. So we told him where to shove his moldy son of a bitch foot and then went inside and he started screaming. I mean, we pulled over twice to let him by and he pulled over with us. Cleraly, he's either delusional and should have his licence revoked or he should be run over by fifty fucking horses with rabies on crack wearing cleats. Free-loader can't deal with his snowy weather so he bitches at an 80-year-old man for driving at a reasonable speed of 55kmph in a blizzard.

What the Hell is wrong with people!?
I feel like that aboriginal in the litter... thing. "Why? *half-face shot, tear drop, tons of pollution and shit behind him*"
Except with a fist full of shit and lots of kicking power that I know I wouldn't use anyways.

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did this take place in a suburb? i've noticed suburban drivers are the worst. one soccer mom flipped me off, and i had done nothing except move into the turning lane.

No, in the country. Fuck.

And soccer mum drivers must die. One almost ran me over in the winter by swerving off the road and didn't even say ANYTHING. No, are you ok? or sorry about almost impairing your existance.

What a fuckass.

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And when I was on my way down here, from the same place, with my friend, this asscake kept cutting us off then slowing down, QUOTE]
Asscake made me lol
I have chronic raoad rage also, even when im not driving

oh! i was driving up to idywild and theres this narrow mountain road the whole way up and this stupid girl tries to pass 5 cars on a bridge and all of the sudden this truck is on the wrong side of the road coming straight at us on a bridge! fuck i almost died! lol stupid bitch

everyone is on pills
or something

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Tomorrow is a mystery
Today is a gift - that's why it's called the present
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I swear that they are. They wake up, go for a walk, come back, swallow a bottle of Aspirin and a packet of Allegra-D and go driving around looking for people they can piss off in their fucking "kickass" SUV.

Sports Utility Vehicle, my fat fucking ass. The only thin this fucking car will see of physical activity is when a soccer mum throws another woman's head through the rear window.

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i drive like peter brock having a heart attack.

If you were having a heart attack I'd let you cut me off, but I'll run you down if you're Peter Brock and out for a walk.

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that's fair.

yes.

here too apparantely.

<<And soccer mum drivers must die. One almost ran me over in the winter by swerving off the road and didn't even say ANYTHING. No, are you ok? or sorry about almost impairing your existance.>>

i got hit by a woman going 60 mph in a 45 zone. the passenger side door of my car was caved in so far that the door was jutting in over halfway across the passenger seat (thank god no one was sitting there!) and when i asked if she was okay, she said, in this pissed tone, "yes, but it's too bad i can't say the same for my car!" and glared at me.

sometimes i wish cars would spontaneously disappear into thin air.

ok manhattan the first was too long. can someone abridge it for me?

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Only if you let me hear your voice. I'll throw in a free DoggySteps. For free.

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ok if we have a microphone at home i will do it but what are doggysteps?

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I live in an extremely annoying urban city where the other drivers feel as though I owe them a thing or two.

These $39 small steps that you put next to your bed so small, shittier dogs can easily walk onto the top. Considering that the dog can't jump a foot or two or you can't pick the little shit up, of course.

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i have a massive dog and another dog thats not small. GIMME WHAT I NEED.

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shit i hate soccer mums in 4WD's, no.... i hate all 4WDs in the city

Pooper scooper?

Why did she glare at you? She fucking hit YOU, didn't she? So what the fuck are people's problems.

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