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Old 06-26-2006, 03:34 AM
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mosquitos are fuckin pricks

i was just sitting outside, it's a really nice night

well, it would be nice, if it wasn't for the goddamn fuckin mosquitos

i've got two bites on my right arm and one on my left

and a bite on my stomach too

they itch like fuck

i might have west nile


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Old 06-26-2006, 03:53 AM
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you should have seen my arms last summer. about 30 per arm, all up my neck and on my face.
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Old 06-26-2006, 03:58 AM
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ughh i hate the little bastards, always ruining my nice relaxing evenings.

last year after a month of travelling in asia my entire body was covered in bites. and mosquito repellant just DOES NOT WORK, i swear they actually LIKE the stuff.
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Old 06-26-2006, 04:02 AM
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hahaha

the llamas don't like the mosquitos, apparently

they do suck, there's no two ways about it

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i guess that's pretty much all i have to say on the subject

so i'm gonna go ahead and de-rail my own thread now

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certain people attract them. im not sure if this is scientific or just my own little theory, but they dont bite everyone. they seem to like only CERTAIN ppl. you are one of a select million.
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im not sure if this is scientific or just my own little theory
I'm pretty sure it's scientific. But if it's not then I've noticed it, too. They prefer the common blood types, not the rare ones.
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fuck off! this is my theory. im sick of you $$ing in.
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I'M GOOGLING THE SCIENTIFICNESS OF THIS NOW!

I need to iron hot clothes for work, need to look fucking sexy for all the mingers who work there. By the way, to stop mosquitos biting you you just need to have Vitamin B tabs.
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certain people attract them. im not sure if this is scientific or just my own little theory, but they dont bite everyone. they seem to like only CERTAIN ppl. you are one of a select million.
That's kind of weird, but I wouldn't be surprised if it were true; it's just that they used to love me when I was little but now I don't get any bites at all. It could be because of the fact that my blood is low in iron now. Ah well, it's a small price to pay.
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UGh ARG! I abhor them!

The other night I was at a house party and we were all sitting outside and it was getting darker and the fucking bastard mosquitos decided to show up and eat me alive!

Ugh, I got bites on my face and eye! MY BLOODY EYE!!!!

It was horrid to say the least.
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I'm pretty sure it's scientific. But if it's not then I've noticed it, too. They prefer the common blood types, not the rare ones.
ahh. proving once again my commonness
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I check my room everynight for mosquitos, close the windows and doors so they cant get in.. make sure there are none that I can see..

Yet STILL i wake up most mornings with at least one bite!!!!
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i think the worst night of my life, bar NONE, was a night me and a friend spent in this shitty little hostel in indonesia. the mosquito net over the window was broken and i woke up approximately every 30 minutes to try and beat the crap out of another little bloodsucking bastard attempting to feast on my blood. by the morning it was quicker to count the non-bitten patches of skin than it was to count the bites, seriously.

of course, the rooster crowing constantly outside the window and the fact that we couldn't work the toilet didn't exactly help....but mainly it was the mozzies.
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i've been laughing my ass off about the west nile virus thing. i'll probably get it now or something.
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<<They prefer the common blood types, not the rare ones.>>

awww, i'm common

yet another reason i love winter: mosquitoes can't survive the frost.
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<<They prefer the common blood types, not the rare ones.>>

awww, i'm common

yet another reason i love winter: mosquitoes can't survive the frost.
Woot, I'm rare.....or maybe i'm not common.

I'm A negative or somethang.
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certain people attract them. im not sure if this is scientific or just my own little theory, but they dont bite everyone. they seem to like only CERTAIN ppl. you are one of a select million.
Apparantly if you drink a lot of beer they'll be less attracted to you because of the yeast in your blood or something. I don't know how true that is though, I heard it through a pretty unreliable source.

I got so bitten when I was on holiday once that I looked like I had some sort of disease. I had about 25 on my face alone. It was shit.
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i've been laughing my ass off about the west nile virus thing. i'll probably get it now or something.


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<<They prefer the common blood types, not the rare ones.>>
this just keeps getting worse and worse

i actually felt kinda special

they wanted my blood

now i see i'm not special at all

i'm run-of-the-mill

i'm meat and potatoes


the fuckin pricks >_<
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