Oh man I would have so looked after your stupid cat but I'm going to Durham earlier than planned

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You are very sweet! To be honest I think about one day of looking after my stupid cat with his need for specially prepared food and twice daily tablets and inhalering would have led you to regret your generosity especially because you'd have to come to my flat and if people he knows come in when I am not there he assumes they have murdered and usurped me and spits at them constantly whilst growling.

My cat was the worst for taking tablets and he was such a sneaky ****er - he would totally pretend to take them and then go and spit them out in a corner when he thought we weren't watching.

My boyfriend proudly told me he'd tabletted the cat all by himself this morning and the cat "didn't even fight me"- that's because the cat had just stored the tablet in his cheek and spat it all over the sofa instead.

gotta love cats and their ingeniousness.

my plus for the day: singing along with the dresden dolls in my car REALLY LOUDLY with my windows down, during the beginning of rush hour. **** YOU ALABAMA. bahaha.
my minus for the day: the dead palmetto bug (which is Alabama's really nice term for giant ****ing ****roaches) in front of my living room window when I got home from work. That sucker was huge and upside down and still twitching. Must get on bug spray list AGAIN for next week.