i have sat here for the last hour trying to decide.
should i get drunk? or study?
big fat ****** or a stupid turd?
which do you like best?
if i get drunk, i will be down for the count for like 3 days.
if i study, i will not be down for the count, and i will feel really good about myself and my life choices and discipline tomorrow and the next day.
but i am craving a cold tequila and limeaid.
which choice do you like best?
and don't do that stupid kr
thing where you go.
WELL. YOU'RE CLOTTY. SO I GUESS YOU SHOULD JUST GET DRUNK W/ HILARIOUS RESULTS.
this isn't the aaron nelson variety show comedy hour.