i just think it's time to let the whole. my life is really easy bc i'm so rich and smart and great at multi-tasking while being intoxicated thing ease up a bit.
i get that you have low-self-esteem and all. but that doesn't mean the rest of us can read your mind.
so it appears less cute.
i like you, *****face, and i don't want to be a dick. it just seems like it's either lying or bragging at this point.
take yr pick.
some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.