ok, tigz.

i just think it's time to let the whole. my life is really easy bc i'm so rich and smart and great at multi-tasking while being intoxicated thing ease up a bit.

i get that you have low-self-esteem and all. but that doesn't mean the rest of us can read your mind.

so it appears less cute.

i like you, *****face, and i don't want to be a dick. it just seems like it's either lying or bragging at this point.

take yr pick.

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

p.s. this is not another segue for you to tell us that you are not rich.

so please don't.

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

well... it's my life.
so. i guess there's not alot i can do about it?
except, not write about my life.

actually, i'm gonna go with that...

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i am so vain. and yet, so masochistic. how can the two coexist?
-francesca woodman

oh how charming.

actually i'd rather you did it rather than all the british girls sharing their inanities w/ us.

and i tend to enjoy most of your stories.

it's just that lately you seem really stuck up/unflattering/fullof****/whatever.

i'd rather hear about your cupless bras & your weird dates & choking down ****. but that's just me.

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.