Ronette, I wonder if I've hit rock bottom yet. This is the most ****ed up situation I've been in ever and the more I've drunk to 'fix' ****ed up situations, the more ****ed up they've become. But now, this is an absolute rotten ****. It's like the ugly **** Ramon saw that made him suicidal for a week.
Although, the underworld guy put me in one of his daughter's dresses (I never wear dresses), his shoes, his jacket and we went to Richmond....both totally ****faced. I looked and felt like a bloke from Pakistan. You'd have to be ****faced to go out in public like that.
I wonder if I could ask the police for a copy of my mugshot. I'd have to be drunk to have the confidence to go back to the jack shop though but then they'd take another mugshot which might be

and destroy my faith in mugshots. Then I'd be back in the cell and then kicked out when public transport isn't running with another $478 fine.
I
am a **** when I'm drunk. I'm like Ramon's ugly suicide ****, only an ugly **** that will make you suicidal for 10 years.