Is it a free plane ticket that you can use to go anywhere??

yes, anywhere malaysia airlines flies to, and I have to go via kuala lumpur.
The only exception to that is buenos aires. we fly there from south africa

i think having sex w/ "gnarly bro" american college retards w/ dreads would be quite quaint to south africans?

let them eat cake i say.

if foreigners won't think burning man is cool, who will?

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the actual festival was secondary to the main plan which was to meet up with my friends who all live on different continents and hang out together on another continent
And, if not burning man then what? A festival gives you a context and dates so you can't just endlessly put it off and never have cool adventures

Plus I generally have fun whereever I go, so i'm pretty sure I would have had a blast

"festivals."

sans coachella, we're not that good at it, here.

it would be cute american kitsch tho. well, except that it's a pretty embarrassing representation. the worst of the worst.

is all nevada is trying to warn you.

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