UPDATE TO THE ABOVE:
---I am officially on strike and I am NOT going back to work until my wages are paid into my account. My ops manager said yesterday she would do everything to get hold of the financial controller. 14 hours later and not a word either way so *I* finally try and get through to the financial controller who categorically assures me he will get back to me in 10 minutes. That was THREE ****ING HOURS AGO

I'm due back Wednesday and if I don't have the funds in my account that morning, I'm not ****ing going into work. Thanks to the ineptitude of my employer, I'm looking at almost £180 of bank charges as there's no £££ to pay my debits and standing orders and I DELIBERATELY set up the new dates for these to go out two days AFTER I get paid, just as a buffer zone. Oh, and lest I forget to mention, while on annual leave the girl who was supposed to cover me came down with flu so I went in and covered her, ON MY ANNUAL LEAVE and I had a dentist appointment that day which I had to cancel hours before the event. I was told if I cancel again in less than 24 hours, I will have to pay. Of course, I rescheduled the appointment for TOMORROW and, because I have no money, I have to cancel that one as well. I tried to call hoping to get their voicemail but guess what - they don't have voicemail for anyone to leave a message on. What dental practice does not have an out of hours voicemail facility? Mine, it seems. Long story short, I am invoicing my employer as well for any punitive charges I get for cancelling this appointment. On top of THAT, because of non-payment for my mobile phone, I can now only text and receive incoming calls
- I finally weaned myself off Citalopram and have been off it for over a week, I was doing rather well and now that this **** is happening, I feel as if I'm going to jump out of my skin and, I swear, I think I'm experiencing brain zaps on top of it