fyi everyone always wears tights with dresses. if you have bare legs youre a ****ING SLAG

oh.

even in summer?

does everyone in uk have a really sweaty crotch?

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

ma snow boots

the other day i was standing at the trainstation & this well dressed indian women came over to me & said it was nice to see someone not dressed horrible & gave everyone else at the station in their flowery wellies a sweeping death glance. it was dead good.

yeah you just wear thinner tights in summerrrrrrr

hi clotty. i havent worn pants in the winter since 2007. i wear tights and leggings and black boots. im some sort of masochist because i dont mind it so much when my thighs get numb.

never was--surprisingly accurate