i ain't no british girl but i like tights that are lined with warm. like fleece or other such fuzzy. you can wear them with boots as well as frocks. hat optional depending on how ****ing cold your head is.

or you can get giant earphone headmuffs just to be a dick?

I look real fat today mostly because I have been shovelling biscuits into my mouth and eating like a bullemic and then not doing the throw up part.

are you going to come clothes shopping with us? in the winter sales?
I have a real sexy pair of mary janes but msotly everyone I knoew wears boots.
I will find you some pictures.

OKAY SO WAIT A MINUTE.

AM I SUPPOSED TO BRING MY DOC MARTENS TO ENGLAND?

how high are they supposed to be?

bc mine have 8 holes.

and i have not worn them since high school so i'm kind of like.


ALSO.

is everyone going to make fun of me bc i am wearing jeans?

I DON'T WANT TO BE EMBARRASSING.


well now i'm stressed out.

yes i'll come tights shopping w/ you.

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

well i know that's azia where everyone loves to be a dick but.

what about just regular asshole earmuffs?

BC IF I GO TO ENGLAND AND EVERYONE IS ****ING WEARING THEM IN A SERIOUS IRL MANNER.

i just don't even know what i'll do.

start packing really hard, icy snowballs and ****ing whopping these people.

maybe that's what.

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

can someone post a pic of what an average day in england looks like?

so i can see what everyone is wearing?

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.