tldr thread the day after world aids day what a beautiful morning sausages feels badt

[Sausages]

since everyone is doing it

im so hungover at work im actually STILL drunk. i ghavent been like this in a while. i think this calls for a 1/2 xanadu and 2 dorothy. my egg sandwich simply wasnt enough

so i met a guy from a online dating site last night. my roommate made me sign up as a joke, shut up.
& of course he was cuter in his pictures than in real life dark bar lighting.
i told him he wasnt as cute as his pictures. i told him i wanted to cut his mustache a bit. and that he was too short (approx one inch shorter than me). and that his voice was too high. and that my ex was cuter, which is ironic because i thought from his pictures that he would be a cuter version of my ex.
he made an effort to say something along the lines of "we should hang out when you arent as drunk and *****y". butidk. and i think i made fun of his job? which is so ****ty *** of me.
i berated him some more until he actually speed walked away. lol

i feel really bad. should i apologize? if only for karmas sake? should i text him sorry and let kr know what he says? how should i apologize?

i sound like aaron dont i?

im sweating. damn bacon egg & cheese samitch

and no im not a alcoholic or drug addict like BLACKMAMBOZ

[Sausages]

ive seen the track marks. tragic really

[.parisian]

if he was someone you want to see ever again then apologise. but if this is just a random then **** that. it's a hairflip.

[dirtyplotte]

why were you so mean? were you ****ed off bc you felt deceived?

[Champers]

I'd apologise. A phone call at the least, a text is a weasel-**** way to apologise. I'm a great believer in karma, address the balance now or run the risk of retribution in spades. Just say something along the lines of your ex phoned earlier, was being a total prick, you got annihilated and you were venting and sorry you were being such a ******. Even if he never calls or is kunty, at least you can take solace in the fact that you were being the bigger person by attempting to re-address the balance.