This is pretty much my accent except I have to talk better because the southerners don't understand me, except the cribs are from actual Wakefield and they all talk slower but thi is the closest to mine. I do not sound like I'm from Manchester like everyone here says.

clotty - my own accent is really different from the people who live 3 miles north and 3 miles south. idk how it works.

yeah, like ozzy osbourne and russell brand

totally different

my favorite are the northern ones. i didnt have the easiest time understanding them and even when i am up north i have to pay extra careful attention. last night i was watching Billy Elliot and thinking about northern accents. ill look for a clip of that movie. actual northerners should say whether is 'real' sounding or not.

in fact id say that when i hear more southern accents or a more posh english accent it makes me cringe a little. it makes me think of romantic comedies and hugh grant (and i only forgive him in Notthing Hill with that floppy hair).

what is a posh accent!?

tell me!

where do you have to come from to get a posh one?

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